You know how to be warm and comforting towards any of your friends who’ve been out in the (emotional) cold, but you also know how to fuck someone up. Yeah Aries, you’re all sweet and clove-y during the good times, but you taste like rotten apples coming up the morning after. Keep being that liquid sweater the people you love desperately need. Don’t be the hangover they didn’t deserve.
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Pumpkin pumpkin pumpkin….don’t be surprised if my instagram is going to be turning orange in these days!🎃🎃🎃 I got some really big pumpkins from my neighbor so I’m trying to make all kinds things. Waffles, muffins, brownies, gnocchi, pies etc. This HEALTHY PUMPKIN PIE with WALNUT CRUST is my latest masterpiece🥧🤤 The buttery-crumbly texture and naturally sweet flavor of a nut crust pairs perfectly with the pumpkin filling! Unlike some crusts, this one is super easy to make, no rolling required! Who wants a piece?😉 RECIPE⤵️ INGREDIENTS Crust • 2 1/2 cups walnuts • 1 teaspoon baking soda • 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt • 2 tablespoons butter, melted Pie filling • 3 eggs, large • 2 cups pumpkin puree • 1/2 cup almond milk (or any milk) • 1/2 cup maple syrup (or honey) • 1 tsp pure vanilla extract • 1+1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice (I used @primalpalate ) • 1/4 tsp salt Method •For the crust: Blend walnuts, baking soda and salt in a food processor until finely ground. Add butter and pulse until butter is mixed in. Scrape the batter into a 25 cm tart pan. You can use a rubber spatula to smooth the batter over the bottom and up the sides, but I like to use my fingers. Place the pie on a cookie sheet (helps to keep the bottom from burning) and bake for 10 minutes at 175 degrees C. •For the filling In a medium bowl, add eggs and whisk for 30 seconds. Add remaining Pumpkin Pie Filling ingredients and whisk really well. Pour into pre-baked crust and bake for 55 minutes. Let pumpkin pie cool completely (!!!) before slicing. . #justabithealthier #healthybaking #healthypie #pumpkin #pumpkinpie #healthyish #f52grams #buzzfeedfood #wholefoods #pumpkinspice #foodblogger #healthyfoodblogger #healthytreats #healthysnacks #cleaneating #foodblogfeed #primalpalatespices
Everybody wants you Taurus! You’re that tasty bit of tradition that people look forward to all year long. You’re good for breakfast, lunch, dinner, or as a snack. Even though it seems like everybody has a special family recipe–you pretty much always taste the same. But that’s exactly how we like it!
You’re candy corn because you have haters, but don’t cry Gemini! You also have admirers who are obsessed with you and tend to go a little candy corn-crazy right around this time. Some might say you’re all the same, but you know your yellow bits taste different from the orange–and especially the white! Oh, and everyone forgets you exist after Halloween. Sorry.
Sweet Potato Casserole
Oh my little Cancer babe, I know you want to crawl right under that mountain of marshmallows and snuggle right up in all that sweet potato smush. You’re the coziest sign and this is probably the coziest fall food. But careful not to give yourself one of those tummy aches you’re so prone to! Too much sweet potatoes will sit inside you like a stone.
Tomato Soup And Grilled Cheese
You taste like heaven and you know it, Leo. Cheesy (but enough about your sense of humor), spicy (but enough about your personality), and a cold weather favorite- you light up meal times (and every room) even if you’re just two Kraft Singles and a can of Campbell’s soup. But that’s hardly news to you.
Chicken Pot Pie
You take skill to and time to make, my little Virgo perfectionist darling. You’re traditional, but you’re never bland. You’re actually quite intricate and full of tiny surprises like peas and carrots even though you’re usually hidden by some sort of plain (but flaky and delicious) crust. Moms love you.
Pumpkin Spice Latte
Don’t get mad Libra! I’m not calling you basic, although you probably wouldn’t mind that anyway. You may have been co-opted by sorority sisters in fleece vests and Uggs (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but when you’re not at Starbucks you’re actually pretty good. You’re spicier than you are sweet and confident that even though people talk shit, they actually like you a lot. No wonder you come back every year!
Roasted Brussels Sprouts
Scorpio, you’re roasted brussels sprouts because you’re so good people could eat you like chips. Yeah, little kids hate you and there are a select group of adults who act like you suck, but everyone who has tasted you knows the truth. You’re fucking delicious as hell. Too bad you stink up the whole house.
People who have never had you don’t know what they’re missing Sagittarius. You’re covered in sugar, but underneath you’ve got that deliciously crisp bite that comes through just like your wit and sense of adventure. Dressed up with sprinkles and nuts you’re a photographic treat, but you’re just as delicious all broken down.
Apple Cider Doughnut
You’re so cozy, but not in the traditional way. You’re a more practical doughnut–no sprinkles or icing, but you’re fall as fuck and good as fuck and you’re destined to be a tasty snack enjoyed while romping around the pumpkin patch, and you love that.
My curious Aquarius, you are just as light and airy as the spaghetti squash the universe (and I) have decided you are. With all your artistic abilities, you could be anything from a pasta dish with marinara and mozzarella to a a butter and garlic melange with chicken. Have more faith in yourself! People like you! Especially vegans.
You’re a beer babe Pisces, and around this time you like to get festive. You’re totally a pumpkin brew, best enjoyed outside with the changing leaves. No one considers you basic (even though you are) but whatever. You’re just one the lads, drinking a beer (a pumpkin beer) and you’re cozy and cute as shit.